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Jan. 5th, 2012 12:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
timelockRuru Matt Padilla.
Your name is MATT. You love a good a good JOKE. Unfortunately your taste in humor tends to verge on the edge of the GROSS and DEPRAVED, though it isn't nearly as perverse as you like to think it is. You enjoy a good movie of the COMEDIC variety, any of the American Pie or Scary Movie installments will always have you cracking up. Though you also have a strange fondness for any movie staring BRENDAN FRASER. Man that guy is hilarious! Besides your love of movies you've also got a SECRET LOVE of THEATRE ACTING, not that you would tell most people about THAT, just let them keep thinking you're strictly a movies kind of guy. You also have your own YOUTUBE CHANNEL where you do your own short comedy sketches. You hope that one day someone will discover you and you'll MAKE IT BIG. So far you haven't had a lot of success. Let it not be said you're not a man with a plan, though, as you've recently started a SECOND CHANNEL where you show off your X-TREME STUNTS on your dirt bike. So maybe you've only been riding for about a year, and you're only but so good, plus a lot of the land around your house isn't the best for motorbikes. Still you are getting better with each taping and your STUNTS keep getting more X-TREME!! Pretty soon you will be up there with the best of the best.
What will you do?
KID INFORMATION
NAME: Matt Padilla
TITLE: Thief of Time
AGE: 15
CHUM HANDLE: engorgedPhallus
TYPING STYLE: he doesn't capitalize anything except for the letter I, and proper names like Matt or places like Arizona. otherwise he uses regular punctuation.
STRIFE SPECIBI: Swiss Army Knifekind (?)
FETCH MODUS: Wheel of Fortune
PLANET: Land of Pendulums and Twilight.
GUARDIAN: Older sister
LIVES IN: Tallahassee, Florida
RELATIONS:
Genetic Sibling - Elle Suarez
Patron Troll - Lykos Maera
Other Misc Relations - N/A
PERSONALITY: Matt is crude and rude to the point of being annoying to be around at times. His sense of humor falls along the line of the perverse, and he will not curb it for anyone, no matter how much people might wish he would. His humor is largely sex based, but on occasion he'll toss out dumb substance references, or slapstick humor. In general his humor is disgustingly typical of a teenage boy, and it reflects in the kind of movies and tv shows that he enjoys watching.
Much like his movies, Matt himself is loud and boisterous to the point of obnoxiousness. He can be very grating to deal with, even to patient people, and it takes a special kind of person to put up with him for prolonged periods of time. In person he's a motormouth, and that fact doesn't change online. He will type lines and lines of text before letting another person get their say in, and talks over people, which can be frustrating to deal with. He's also a bit of a bragger, despite having little in the way of actual accomplishments.
Matt also wants to be the center of everyone's attention. He lives for the spotlight, and constantly seeks attention from those around him. In short, Matt is a fifteen year old attention whore. He needs validation from people (his friends especially), and thrives off of both positive and negative attention. As long as people are focusing on him, that's what matters to Matt. Needless to say, Matt's more than a little self-centered. Unless someone actively seeks out his advice or comfort for him, Matt is likely to keep cracking jokes or making the conversation centered around him.
That's not so say he's incapable of empathy, however. Matt has a long way to go in terms of growing up and becoming less self focused, but when a friend makes it clear they need help he is quick to offer up advice (whether it's actually good or not is another story, the point is he tries), or do stupid things to cheer them up (send them dumb videos, macros, or empty promises to beat the shit out of the person that's upsetting them). He cares for his friends (and older sister) more than anything else in his life, including himself. Though at the start of the session, Matt is certainly unaware of the depth of his loyalty and devotion to them.
The big problem with Matt is he's very insecure with himself. He doesn't know where he wants to go in his life, and while he enjoys acting and making videos and will talk up the ones he makes, he also acknowledges to himself how badly made they are. Having yet to find his niche, or anything he truly excels in, Matt doesn't have a lot of confidence in his own skills. He's also not particularly fond of the way he acts, realizing he often irritates his friends, but unable to stop himself in fear they will find him boring or uninteresting otherwise. He's scared of losing people and being on his own, but equally scared of admitting his fears and coming across and weak to them.
Your name is MATT. You love a good a good JOKE. Unfortunately your taste in humor tends to verge on the edge of the GROSS and DEPRAVED, though it isn't nearly as perverse as you like to think it is. You enjoy a good movie of the COMEDIC variety, any of the American Pie or Scary Movie installments will always have you cracking up. Though you also have a strange fondness for any movie staring BRENDAN FRASER. Man that guy is hilarious! Besides your love of movies you've also got a SECRET LOVE of THEATRE ACTING, not that you would tell most people about THAT, just let them keep thinking you're strictly a movies kind of guy. You also have your own YOUTUBE CHANNEL where you do your own short comedy sketches. You hope that one day someone will discover you and you'll MAKE IT BIG. So far you haven't had a lot of success. Let it not be said you're not a man with a plan, though, as you've recently started a SECOND CHANNEL where you show off your X-TREME STUNTS on your dirt bike. So maybe you've only been riding for about a year, and you're only but so good, plus a lot of the land around your house isn't the best for motorbikes. Still you are getting better with each taping and your STUNTS keep getting more X-TREME!! Pretty soon you will be up there with the best of the best.
What will you do?
KID INFORMATION
NAME: Matt Padilla
TITLE: Thief of Time
AGE: 15
CHUM HANDLE: engorgedPhallus
TYPING STYLE: he doesn't capitalize anything except for the letter I, and proper names like Matt or places like Arizona. otherwise he uses regular punctuation.
STRIFE SPECIBI: Swiss Army Knifekind (?)
FETCH MODUS: Wheel of Fortune
PLANET: Land of Pendulums and Twilight.
GUARDIAN: Older sister
LIVES IN: Tallahassee, Florida
RELATIONS:
Genetic Sibling - Elle Suarez
Patron Troll - Lykos Maera
Other Misc Relations - N/A
PERSONALITY: Matt is crude and rude to the point of being annoying to be around at times. His sense of humor falls along the line of the perverse, and he will not curb it for anyone, no matter how much people might wish he would. His humor is largely sex based, but on occasion he'll toss out dumb substance references, or slapstick humor. In general his humor is disgustingly typical of a teenage boy, and it reflects in the kind of movies and tv shows that he enjoys watching.
Much like his movies, Matt himself is loud and boisterous to the point of obnoxiousness. He can be very grating to deal with, even to patient people, and it takes a special kind of person to put up with him for prolonged periods of time. In person he's a motormouth, and that fact doesn't change online. He will type lines and lines of text before letting another person get their say in, and talks over people, which can be frustrating to deal with. He's also a bit of a bragger, despite having little in the way of actual accomplishments.
Matt also wants to be the center of everyone's attention. He lives for the spotlight, and constantly seeks attention from those around him. In short, Matt is a fifteen year old attention whore. He needs validation from people (his friends especially), and thrives off of both positive and negative attention. As long as people are focusing on him, that's what matters to Matt. Needless to say, Matt's more than a little self-centered. Unless someone actively seeks out his advice or comfort for him, Matt is likely to keep cracking jokes or making the conversation centered around him.
That's not so say he's incapable of empathy, however. Matt has a long way to go in terms of growing up and becoming less self focused, but when a friend makes it clear they need help he is quick to offer up advice (whether it's actually good or not is another story, the point is he tries), or do stupid things to cheer them up (send them dumb videos, macros, or empty promises to beat the shit out of the person that's upsetting them). He cares for his friends (and older sister) more than anything else in his life, including himself. Though at the start of the session, Matt is certainly unaware of the depth of his loyalty and devotion to them.
The big problem with Matt is he's very insecure with himself. He doesn't know where he wants to go in his life, and while he enjoys acting and making videos and will talk up the ones he makes, he also acknowledges to himself how badly made they are. Having yet to find his niche, or anything he truly excels in, Matt doesn't have a lot of confidence in his own skills. He's also not particularly fond of the way he acts, realizing he often irritates his friends, but unable to stop himself in fear they will find him boring or uninteresting otherwise. He's scared of losing people and being on his own, but equally scared of admitting his fears and coming across and weak to them.
